Guilty Pleasures: Disney Channel

I have a confession to make. I love Disney Channel Shows. The past ones, present ones, and even future ones (That doesn't make sense, just roll with it).

Yes, I am 18 years old and I still watch Disney Channel. 

It isn't weird for me to like the oldies like Even Stevens, Lizzie McGuire, Kim Possible, The Proud Family, That's So Raven, Phil of the Future, or even Wizards and Hannah Montana. 

I love Phil of the Future! Ricky Ullman!














Selena should stay with acting...not singing so much. 








Aside from those wonderful past shows, I'm talking about the current ones. Like Austin and Ally, Shake it Up, Good Luck Charlie, etc. You may be thinking: "Wow Katie, those shows are SHIT!" It's true. The story lines are all the same, the characters are bland, and there is no good acting out there. However, something draws me to watch them over and over again, waiting for new episodes. I can't explain it. It's almost as if someone brain washed me to think that these Disney Shows are the shit. 

It could be the innocence in the shows. I'm not quite sure. All I know is that it is my guilty pleasure that I am embarrassed about. Sigh. What to do.

Until next time. 

Shaving your Hands?

Howdy. 

Do you shave your hands? 'Cause I do! Yep. I admit it. Guilty as charged :)

I hope you don't think I'm weird, well you guys probably already think I'm weird considering my first two posts were about tooting and cat penis's. 

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So do you shave your hands? I won't judge you because I have my shave my hands too. I shave my legs, pits, hands, belly, and even boobs. I mean did you know that boobs grow hair. I guess it's to keep them warm or what not. 

Picture?

No I'm kidding, I won't post a picture. However, I did just Google (Eh google again haha. Not funny) and got disturbing pictures. Don't do it. Or do it, if your into that kinda stuff.

So hands and boobs. Boobs and hands?

We all got 'em, well girls at least, and so why no shave them! Shave the shit out of them! Get that razor and really make a piece of artwork out of your hands and boobs. By the end of that shaving session you will have hands and boobs as smooth as a babies butt. You will be touchin' your hands against your boobs all day long and it won't look weird. Well, actually it will, but who cares!

And that's a wrap.

A Cat's Penis

Hey! So today I'm gonna talk about a Cat's Penis. 

...(What the fuck is she talking about)

Have you ever actually seen a cat's penis. Like seriously?! I have two male cats and have never inspected their penis because that's just fucking weird. But my curiosity has sparked like usual, so I googled it (Google=Search...Oh the wonders of marketing).


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(Hey look it's a pattern! No shit. Sigh)

If you don't want to see images of a CATS PENIS, then I would click away as soon as possible. 

Hehehe. Here goes nothing:

(Don't worry I made it small)







Dad: "Here read this"

Hands me IPad while staring at my computer screen that has a huge cat's penis on it.

Me: "It's a cat's penis"

Dad: "That's gross"

Judges me

Me: "It's cool."

Some people just don't get the wonders of a cat's penis. 


I'm sorry, but you will probably never forget what you just saw. 







Look what I found: 

"The female cat won't let a male cat mate with her until she is 100% ready. When she is ready to mate, the male cat is permitted to mount her. The male cat will grasp the skin on her neck and will mate straight away.

The male cat's ‘penis' is covered in hook-like barbs, and as he withdraws these barbs abrade the females cat's ‘vulva'. She will scream and turn to bite him. An experienced male cat will maintain control of her until he fees it is safe to release her and move away." (Bay 28 from Yahoo Answers)

Wow. I never knew that. That's kinda insane. I was wondering what those weird, white poking things were on the cat's penis. Hmm. Weird. Bizarre. But definitely cool? Right. I hope so. 

Peace Homies

Intro Post - Tooting?

Hey Blogger World.

This is my very first post, so hopefully it'll be a good one. Try not to judge too hard ;)

So tooting (farting). 

We all do it, even if we try to hold them in, they come out eventually. I toot, my parents toot, my friend toots, my dog toots, my cat toots, even my fish toots sometimes. But what crosses my mind is celebrities tooting. I mean seriously. Can you picture Taylor Swift toot? Or even like Selena Gomez, Scarlett Johansen, Natalie Portman, Jennifer Garner, Jessica Alba, etc. 

Think about it...

So. What do you think? Can you picture it?

So here is Taylor Swift. I mean seriously just look at her. Can you really picture her just lettin' one slip out. NO! You can't. Well I can't. I mean can you imagine her pooping? Sitting on the toilet lettin' out a big one. No you really can't. I mean obviously we aren't stupid and know that she toots and and goes to the bathroom. But the way that marketing has portrayed her is amazing in that it is actually extremely hard to picture such celebrities doing certain actions. I just thought I'd share that with you guys for my first post. I know it's a weird thing to think about, but to me it is "quirky" and "random." Like my blog. 

Peace Out Homies. 

-Katie Ellis