...(What the fuck is she talking about)
Have you ever actually seen a cat's penis. Like seriously?! I have two male cats and have never inspected their penis because that's just fucking weird. But my curiosity has sparked like usual, so I googled it (Google=Search...Oh the wonders of marketing).
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(Hey look it's a pattern! No shit. Sigh)
If you don't want to see images of a CATS PENIS, then I would click away as soon as possible.
Hehehe. Here goes nothing:
(Don't worry I made it small)
Dad: "Here read this"
Hands me IPad while staring at my computer screen that has a huge cat's penis on it.
Me: "It's a cat's penis"
Dad: "That's gross"
Judges me
Me: "It's cool."
Some people just don't get the wonders of a cat's penis.
I'm sorry, but you will probably never forget what you just saw. Look what I found:
"The female cat won't let a male cat mate with her until she is 100% ready. When she is ready to mate, the male cat is permitted to mount her. The male cat will grasp the skin on her neck and will mate straight away.
The male cat's ‘penis' is covered in hook-like barbs, and as he withdraws these barbs abrade the females cat's ‘vulva'. She will scream and turn to bite him. An experienced male cat will maintain control of her until he fees it is safe to release her and move away." (Bay 28 from Yahoo Answers)
Wow. I never knew that. That's kinda insane. I was wondering what those weird, white poking things were on the cat's penis. Hmm. Weird. Bizarre. But definitely cool? Right. I hope so.
Peace Homies
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